Thank you for coming to the Asian Noodles+ Chocolate outing

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 22:52

  Originally posted by corebooster:

  
  =.= kla kla. i sms lah.

  callan gonna receive a cb sms... hahaha~!

  damn.... cb cb cb cb cb cb... hahah!!!

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:53

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

   

  
  as in in the midst of his pissing, he can read his name in concrete?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:54

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  .... and Chuck Norris pee-ed "George, fuck off"

  that's alot of pee man...hahaha~!!!!

  Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 22:56

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

  Chuck Norris lives in constan fear that GeorgeBest's finger will not get tired or spamming

• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:56

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  Chuck Norris lives in constan fear that GeorgeBest's finger will not get tired or spamming

  Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:57

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

  
  a fish have gills and it will never drown. it will just died due to lacking of water
• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 22:57

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

  Chuck Norris can also screw GeorgeBest

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 22:58

  wait.. does that mean Chuck Norris can drown the fish and screw GeorgeBest?

• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:58

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  Chuck Norris can also screw GeorgeBest

  A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 22:59

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

  good thing i dun drive!

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:00

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

  
  in wat sense does it indicated that?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:01

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  in wat sense does it indicated that?

  Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:03

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

  
  think the water will flood him though. he's not Moses by the way
• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 23:04

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

  ah crap! Chuck Norris was trying to drown u.. that y the ocean split

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 23:05

  i tink my cat-son must be thinking im crazy..... LOL-ing at wad im typing against GeorgeBest... wahahaha~

• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:05

  Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:07

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

  
  so i suppose he wear sunglasses??
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:10

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  so i suppose he wear sunglasses??

  Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:11

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

  
  he must be a supernatural being then
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:12

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  he must be a supernatural being then

  Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:13

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

  
  i wonder how he swim?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:14

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  i wonder how he swim?

  Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

• aHGer^83

  4 May 09, 23:14

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  i wonder how he swim?

  mahjong?? hah~

• reservistsianz

  4 May 09, 23:14

  Wa lau u and QC pak go for secret date eating bak chok mee also wanna announce to the world ! Tomorrow u drink kopi o at kopi tiam wanna announce u thank yourself for coming to drink special tropical cafe brew or not ?

  BTW ignore George Best. The more u pay attention to him the more he will talk. Must be a clone of QC trying to distract people of his shameful date

• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:14

  Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.