PCK explains SEX

• LBKLK

  11 Dec 07, 16:09

  Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
  
  Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
  PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
  
  Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
  PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
  
  Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
  PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
  
  Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
  PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
  
  Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
  PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?
  
  Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
  PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
  
  Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
  PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
• FireIce

  11 Dec 07, 16:10

  this one is like so many years old liao leh........
• gobez14

  11 Dec 07, 16:11

  lol re post but still farni
• Daisuke-kun

  11 Dec 07, 16:12

  but still classic
• RumRunner

  11 Dec 07, 16:12

  this one is like so many years old liao leh........
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Dec 07, 16:16

  
• knockonmydoor

  11 Dec 07, 16:25

  thanks for posting, never seen this before
• de_middle

  11 Dec 07, 16:29

  
• ORIGAMIST

  11 Dec 07, 16:44

  Yap, read a few times already but still find it funny .. thanks. ..
• gunner77

  11 Dec 07, 20:51

  
• Devilplot

  11 Dec 07, 20:52

  I find it very stupid only retards find it funny
• WinnieThePooh

  12 Dec 07, 00:07

  
• dangerboi

  12 Dec 07, 20:28

  
• ihatepink

  12 Dec 07, 22:38

  Originally posted by LBKLK:

  Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
  
  Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
  PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
  
  Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
  PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
  
  Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
  PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
  
  Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
  PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
  
  Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
  PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?
  
  Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
  PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
  
  Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
  PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

  Very creative n funny...
• wonderamazement

  12 Dec 07, 22:42

  Old but good.
• wonderamazement

  12 Dec 07, 22:44

  Old but good.
• taiga

  12 Dec 07, 22:52

  obselete
• T E M P O

  12 Dec 07, 22:54

  a classic indeed.
  
  
• D_A_R_K

  12 Dec 07, 23:48

  Heard before somewhere, classic ~
  
• gunner77

  15 Dec 07, 16:11

  tis is sooooooooo funny
• Mrunknown

  15 Dec 07, 17:16

  heard before but once again cant stop from
• maskedangel

  15 Dec 07, 20:19

  Originally posted by knockonmydoor:

  thanks for posting, never seen this before

  agreed. thnks ts!
  
• Jamie Zawinski

  14 Mar 08, 16:14

  try nt 2 luff when u dig ur nose

• gunner77

  14 Mar 08, 16:17

  once agan,

• Scania L113 lover

  16 Mar 08, 17:29