Dear Charlize Column

Dear Charlize:

This morning my dog keeps licking it's scrotum.

What should i do?

 

 

Yours truly:

BeRt^.^

dear all,

STOP BEING SO BLOODY IMPATIENT :x

pple need to sleep,eat,shit,piss,eatmore,sleepmore,work,do homework,do housework, etc etc etc...!

-Udon~

Dear Charlize,

Please go to work.

Regards

Your Boss

Originally posted by RedizAlertz:

Dear Charlize (or whoever is in charge now  ),

 

Why Charlize??

 

 

Why??

 

- A Puzzled Forumer.

Hi you

why the hell do you leave so much space in between each line????!!!! :x

and...why NOT charlize.

-Udon~

Dear Charlize

 

Why have you decided not to use the ditzy id any longer?

 

Regards

stooky

 

Originally posted by littlestream:

Dear Charlize

 

I spotted a wild bunny in my backyard.  What should I do with it?

 

Sincerely

LS

Dear LS

you can either adopt it as a pet, or make bunny stew.

luv,
-Udon~

Originally posted by laurence82:

Dear All

I love someone like I never love someone before in my life

What should I do?

Yours,

Prince Lau

dear laulau,

pls post this in AA forum.

P.S. if u no dare to say, it's ok. but just to let u know. i love u too~~

yours luvingly,
-Udon~

Originally posted by honeymouse:

Dear Charlize,

I have 2 possums living in my wall.... how should I get rid of them?

Cheers,

Honeymouse

dear honeymouse,

why would you want to get rid of them? they are so adorable. so lovable (like Udontknowme). KEEP THEM!!! =D

yours lovably,
-Udon~

Originally posted by aHGer^83:

Dear Charlize,

 

My cat-son just scratched me cos i did not want to serve him supper.

Pls advise.

 

BR,

ahger

Dear ahger

SERVES YOU RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHA!!

next time you'd better serve him supper

Udon~

Originally posted by udontknowme:

Dear LS

you can either adopt it as a pet, or make bunny stew.

luv,
-Udon~

kekeke...u r doing a great job, udon!! :)

and thanks for your suggestion.  actually, no, i saw a racoon last nite, coming out from class.  we stopped to look and that frightened racoon gave a loud bark....yah, sounded like a bark.  i barked back.  kekekeke~~~~we ran off like kids.......kakakaka

Originally posted by udontknowme:

dear laulau,

pls post this in AA forum.

P.S. if u no dare to say, it's ok. but just to let u know. i love u too~~

yours luvingly,
-Udon~

udon, fug off

 

Originally posted by udontknowme:

dear honeymouse,

why would you want to get rid of them? they are so adorable. so lovable (like Udontknowme). KEEP THEM!!! =D

yours lovably,
-Udon~

Dear Udon,

I would love to keep them if they are not gnawing on things and leaving messy paw prints everywhere they land!

Cheers,

Honeymouse

Originally posted by udontknowme:

Dear ahger

SERVES YOU RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHA!!

next time you'd better serve him supper

Udon~

Dear Udon,

Pls tell me udon taste better in seaweed soup or ikan billis soup.

also, y is udon soft soft one?

 

BR

ahger

Dear udon mee,

Why are u taking over Charlize Column ?

What we want is char babe, not a bowl of udon ... please bring char babe back we need him/her. No one can replace my char babe babe :lol:

yr not so lovely.
si ah meltz

Dear streamie,

Please lock this thread as nobody is replying to our doubt. :mrgreen:

yr not so lovely.
si ah meltz

hahaha.........really eh?  u serious or kidding?

let's give one more day and if by end of week, this place is dead, we'll lock it.  sounds fair? :)

Dear LS.

huai must u listen to those lousy pple and want to lock this thread just because they ask u to??

tsk.

BE A (WO)MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!

LET THIS THREAD LIVE!

love,
-Udon~

okay okay......let it live, let it live~~~~ lol

perhaps i should replace charlize with udon? :P

Dear Udon:

I bought samosas for lunch but ran out of tea bags to go with the samosas?

What shall I do?

 

Love

LS

no nid to replace lah =P

haha.

keep it as charchar. hahaha

Originally posted by aHGer^83:

Dear Udon,

Pls tell me udon taste better in seaweed soup or ikan billis soup.

also, y is udon soft soft one?

 

BR

ahger

dear ah ger

i personally prefer seaweed becos i no like ikan billis.
if you no like soft, you can have it hard oso. just dun boil it loh.

yours sincerely,
-Udon~

Originally posted by meltz:

Dear udon mee,

Why are u taking over Charlize Column ?

What we want is char babe, not a bowl of udon ... please bring char babe back we need him/her. No one can replace my char babe babe :lol:

yr not so lovely.
si ah meltz

dear si ah meltz

mi taking over becos charlize said i should =D

and btw, charchar is MINE. tsk. stop trying to steal her away

yours almost hatefully,
-Udon~

Originally posted by littlestream:

Dear Udon:

I bought samosas for lunch but ran out of tea bags to go with the samosas?

What shall I do?

 

Love

LS

dear LS

my replay ish too late oredi lah.

so...what DID you do...??
hahahahha...=P
if it's me and i need something hot, i'll just be lazy and drink plain hot water. heehee

luv,
-Udon~

Dear Udon,

Is mee tai bak (aka �鼠粉) one of your distant relatives?

Cheers,

honeymouse