Dear Charlize Column

• udontknowme

  23 Sep 08, 23:41

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  dear all ....

  note that this is a brokeback free zone too ...... section 377A applies ....

  - officer fatum

   

  dear fatum,

  SO is not in singapore. singapore laws do not apply

   

• Master -_-

  23 Sep 08, 23:41

  Dear Charlize,

  Page 4 already leh? How?

   

  Sincerely,

  Mas

• meltz

  23 Sep 08, 23:42

  Dear LS,
  
  please dont close this thread, please let us disturb char babe,
  
  Very Sincerely,
  
  meltz
• udontknowme

  23 Sep 08, 23:44

  Dear LS,

  Charlize has chosen ME to help with answering Qs. no nid to close this thread k =D

  yours likingly,
  Udon~

   

• crimsontactics

  23 Sep 08, 23:44

  Originally posted by meltz:

  Dear LS,
  
  please dont close this thread, please let us disturb char babe,
  
  Very Sincerely,
  
  meltz

  Dear melts,

  Seen char babe around?

  -.-,

  cmtt

• Master -_-

  23 Sep 08, 23:46

  Dear Charlize,

   

  I do not like your subsitute, the fat udon, to take over your duties . Please resume your original duties or action will be taken.

   

  With vengeance and hatred,

  Lord Master

• udontknowme

  23 Sep 08, 23:47

  To: Master

  I am not fat. If you don't be more polite, i will ban you and lape chiur arse. since that 377A thing doesnt apply here.

  -UDON-

• littlestream

  24 Sep 08, 00:06

  

• Meia Gisborn

  24 Sep 08, 01:02

  How in blazes did a thread like this ever get started in SO??? 

• Fatum

  24 Sep 08, 01:07

  it's one of the two hawt aunties' fault .....

  the things done to boost ratings ...

   

• JJxJJ

  24 Sep 08, 02:03

  Dear Charlize,

  I am being paranoid about losing my keys from my pocket these days, what should I do?

   

  - JJxJJ the overly paranoid bloke

• udontknowme

  24 Sep 08, 02:08

  dear JJ

  you should carry it in your underwear

  love,
  Udon~
  charlize's faithful and loving helper =D

• pigsticker

  24 Sep 08, 02:10

  Dear Charlize,

  I have a split personality. and i'm falling in love with my other personality. What should I do?

  Sad and Confused

• jetta

  24 Sep 08, 04:58

  Originally posted by pigsticker:

  Dear Charlize,

  I have a split personality. and i'm falling in love with my other personality. What should I do?

  Sad and Confused

  Dear Sad and Confused

  Get married.

  (submitted courtesy of Charlize's other elf ah Jetta).

• jetta

  24 Sep 08, 04:59

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  How in blazes did a thread like this ever get started in SO??? 

  All hail ah Streamie, our Bo Liao Queen.

• Meia Gisborn

  24 Sep 08, 06:54

  Originally posted by jetta:

  All hail ah Streamie, our Bo Liao Queen.

  Ya, man! I tell you, the moderators here are completely hopeless...

   

   

   

   

  

• laurence82

  24 Sep 08, 06:58

  Dear All

  I love someone like I never love someone before in my life

  What should I do?

  Yours,

  Prince Lau

• udontknowme

  24 Sep 08, 06:59

  dear sad and confused,

  i TOTALLY agree with jetta!!! =D

  that way, u no have to fite with me for charlize. *gigglez*

  luv
  Udon~

• RedizAlertz

  24 Sep 08, 10:23

  Dear Charlize (or whoever is in charge now  ),

   

  Why Charlize??

   

   

  Why??

   

  - A Puzzled Forumer.

• Mospeada

  24 Sep 08, 10:55

  Dear Charlize,

  Are you a clone fo ditzy or the other way around?

  How can u proved u are not ditzy?

  Mos

• Mospeada

  24 Sep 08, 13:19

  Dear Charlize,

  Howcome u are not replying my post?

  Mos

• littlestream

  24 Sep 08, 20:29

  Dear Charlize

   

  I spotted a wild bunny in my backyard.  What should I do with it?

   

  Sincerely

  LS

• honeymouse

  24 Sep 08, 20:31

  Dear Charlize,

  I have 2 possums living in my wall.... how should I get rid of them?

  Cheers,

  Honeymouse

• aHGer^83

  24 Sep 08, 20:33

  Dear Charlize,

   

  My cat-son just scratched me cos i did not want to serve him supper.

  Pls advise.

   

  BR,

  ahger

• aHGer^83

  24 Sep 08, 20:36

  Dear Charlize,

   

  I have posted my 1st post 3 mins ago. Y aren't u responding?

  There are many other awaits for you too.

  Your response is kindly appreciated.

  Many thanks in advance.

   

  BR,

  ahger