Dear Charlize Column

• littlestream

  23 Sep 08, 21:19

  Dear Charlize:

   

  I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

   

  The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

   

  I feel lousy.  What can I do?

   

  Sincerely

  LS :(

• kenn3th

  23 Sep 08, 21:27

  gpt carrot headed?

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 21:38

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  Dear Charlize:

   

  I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

   

  The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

   

  I feel lousy.  What can I do?

   

  Sincerely

  LS :(

  Dear LS,

   

  Always follow the "Charlize Principle".

   

  When all else fails, show some skin.

   

  Need I say more?

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Sep 08, 21:40

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  Dear Charlize:

   

  I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

   

  The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

   

  I feel lousy.  What can I do?

   

  Sincerely

  LS :(

  Dear LS,

   

  Why so careless, ah?

   

  - not Charlize

• Daisuke-kun

  23 Sep 08, 21:40

  why never punch him/her den drives off.

• Master -_-

  23 Sep 08, 21:40

  Dear LS,

  i didn't know you own an island...

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Sep 08, 21:41

  Originally posted by charlize:

  Dear LS,

   

  Always follow the "Charlize Principle".

   

  When all else fails, show some skin.

   

  Need I say more?

  
  Dear Charlize,

  What if the other person is female too?

  - Pretending to be Charlize

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 21:43

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  
  Dear Charlize,

  What if the other person is female too?

  - Pretending to be Charlize

  You live in Canada for how long already?

   

  You don't know that there is a high chance the lady could be a lesbian? 

   

  Really.

• littlestream

  23 Sep 08, 21:44

  Dear Charlize:

  It's breakfast time.  What should I have?

   

  Sincerely

  LS

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 21:46

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  Dear Charlize:

  It's breakfast time.  What should I have?

   

  Sincerely

  LS

  Dear LS,

   

  You should have what your significant other is having.

   

  Once the both of you are done, you can come downstairs for some bacon and eggs.

   

  Coffee anyone?

• Daisuke-kun

  23 Sep 08, 21:46

  mac and cheese

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Sep 08, 21:47

  Originally posted by charlize:

  You live in Canada for how long already?

   

  You don't know that there is a high chance the lady could be a lesbian? 

   

  Really.

  Dear Charlize,

   

  1. I don't live in Canada.

  2. If there are two hot lesbians showing skin in a parking lot altercation, somebody had better be around with a video camera, dammit!

   

  - Charlize's Doppelganger

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 21:55

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  Dear Charlize,

   

  1. I don't live in Canada.

  2. If there are two hot lesbians showing skin in a parking lot altercation, somebody had better be around with a video camera, dammit!

   

  - Charlize's Doppelganger

  You don't live in Canada?

   

  Why not?

• littlestream

  23 Sep 08, 22:01

  Originally posted by charlize:

  You don't live in Canada?

   

  Why not?

  hahaha........'cos he lives in the US of A

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 22:01

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  hahaha........'cos he lives in the US of A

  What's so good about Minnesota?

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Sep 08, 22:03

  Originally posted by charlize:

  You don't live in Canada?

   

  Why not?

  
  1. Canadians speak with funny accents.

  2. The cold weather discourages hot lesbians from showing skin to settle parking lot altercations.

   

• littlestream

  23 Sep 08, 22:04

  Originally posted by charlize:

  What's so good about Minnesota?

  hey, how did u guess? :lol:

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Sep 08, 22:06

  Originally posted by charlize:

  What's so good about Minnesota?

  
  Yeah, that's what I'd like to know.... 

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 22:06

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  
  1. Canadians speak with funny accents.

  2. The cold weather discourages hot lesbians from showing skin to settle parking lot altercations.

   

  Hey, why you say streamie speaks with a funny accent?

   

  You'll hurt her feelings, you know?

• maxsee

  23 Sep 08, 22:14

  one word u are "Vegetable Head"!!!

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  23 Sep 08, 22:15

  Dear Charlise

  I have PMS

   

   

  Aaron

   

• Keii

  23 Sep 08, 22:16

  Dear Charlize,

  What have you done with ditzy and stooky?

   

  Sincerely,
  Keii

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 22:17

  Originally posted by NG QIBO AARON AUBREY:

  Dear Charlise

  I have PMS

   

   

  Aaron

   

  Dear Aaron,

   

  FireIce has the perfect remedy for you.

   

  Go PM her.

   

  Make sure she replies.

• charlize

  23 Sep 08, 22:18

  
  

  Originally posted by Keii:

  Dear Charlize,

  What have you done with ditzy and stooky?

   

  Sincerely,
  Keii

  Nothing.

   

  Ditzy is ditzy.

   

  Charlize is charlize.

   

  No idea who stooky is though.

   

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  23 Sep 08, 22:19

  Dear charlise

   

  I hate you i hate you i hate you

   

  Aaron