How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

• laurence82

  21 Feb 07, 20:51

  Got posted before? If got i delete
  
  One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
  
  Dear Bo$$
  In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
  
  I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
  
  $ incerely Your$,
  Marian $hih
  ----------------------------------------------------
  
  The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :
  
  Dear Marian
  
  I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .
  
  NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NO t sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
  
  I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
  
  Yours truly,
  Norman
  
  
• mhcampboy

  21 Feb 07, 20:52

  No salary increase for the MODS!!
• laurence82

  21 Feb 07, 20:53

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  No salary increase for the MODS!!

  Good
  
  $1000 increase in my one million dollar a year salary wont do much
  
  
• aku1b0d0

  22 Feb 07, 07:20

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Good
  
  $1000 increase in my one million dollar a year salary wont do much
  
  

  the no in norman why no caps on arh?
• <Precious>

  22 Feb 07, 08:14

  By throwing your letter of resignation on his desk.
  But do this only after you've secured a new job hor......
• carpe diem jur

  22 Feb 07, 12:37

  hahar
• Darkness_hacker99

  22 Feb 07, 12:41

  You missed out the last 1.
  
  Norman .. NOrman