The three Bears
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Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looked into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and puts everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned out the litter boxes, put out their food and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once. . . . .
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!" -
My childhood fairytale got wrecked by u..
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and i tot this is a story about the Bear, Simple bear and another.. care bear huh? -
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i wish care bear was back.. i really like her
here's another..
so the three bears decided their porridge needed time to settle and went for a walk.. in came Goldilocks who broke and entered into their house...
she ate the porridge, broke baby bear's chair and went to sleep..
when the three bears came back, they saw that the porridge was eaten.. and they were hungry..
so papa bear tore a piece off for baby bear, tore a larger piece off for mama bear, and tore a huge piece off for himself..
the rest of Goldilocks, he threw into the dustbin where she rotted away happily ever after
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evil.Originally posted by the Bear:i wish care bear was back.. i really like her
here's another..
so the three bears decided their porridge needed time to settle and went for a walk.. in came Goldilocks who broke and entered into their house...
she ate the porridge, broke baby bear's chair and went to sleep..
when the three bears came back, they saw that the porridge was eaten.. and they were hungry..
so papa bear tore a piece off for baby bear, tore a larger piece off for mama bear, and tore a huge piece off for himself..
the rest of Goldilocks, he threw into the dustbin where she rotted away happily ever after -
i heard my name called
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Poor Goldilocks.
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hey, if there was someone who came into my house and terrorise my family, i'd do the same thing to them
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All bears muz die!
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all androgynous lizards must die too
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Do tell us about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Originally posted by the Bear:i wish care bear was back.. i really like her
here's another..
so the three bears decided their porridge needed time to settle and went for a walk.. in came Goldilocks who broke and entered into their house...
she ate the porridge, broke baby bear's chair and went to sleep..
when the three bears came back, they saw that the porridge was eaten.. and they were hungry..
so papa bear tore a piece off for baby bear, tore a larger piece off for mama bear, and tore a huge piece off for himself..
the rest of Goldilocks, he threw into the dustbin where she rotted away happily ever after -
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All bananas muz die!
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*plants 16 tons of TNT under Bear's house*Originally posted by the Bear:hey, if there was someone who came into my house and terrorise my family, i'd do the same thing to them
*prepares to press the detonation button*
This is for you... Goldilocks! -
Wile E Fudgie.. chances are u are gonna blow urself up instead..Originally posted by fudgester:*plants 16 tons of TNT under Bear's house*
*prepares to press the detonation button*
This is for you... Goldilocks! -
I will love u till the day i die!~!~!~!Originally posted by Gackt247:All bananas muz die! -
more stories!!!!!!
and...ALL UDONS WILL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!! 
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don't have but here's one about only the 7 dwarves
So the 7 dwarves saved Snow White and were given a holiday to tour Europe by the Prince.
The evil Queen was gone and the Pope decided it was such a good deed that His Holiness granted them an audience.
Surprisingly, Dopey wanted to ask the Pope a few questions.
"Your Holiness, is there a dwarf nun in the Vatican?"
"No Dopey, we do not have a dwarf nun in the Vatican." said the Pope.
"Uhh.. is there a dwarf nun in the Rome?"
"No my son, we do not have a dwarf nun in Rome." replied the Pope.
Looking very agitated, Dopey finally asked, "Your Holiness, is there a dwarf nun in Europe?"
"No, my son, we do not have any in the whole world." said the Pope.
Suddenly, there was hysterical laughter from the other 6 dwarves and they started chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin.. Dopey shagged a penguin.."Originally posted by DeadPoet:Do tell us about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. -
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go back to ur pluto!Originally posted by udontknowme:more stories!!!!!!
and...ALL UDONS WILL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!! 
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y i cannot catch the joke arh??
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which one?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:y i cannot catch the joke arh?? hmm...
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Originally posted by Gackt247:
My childhood fairytale got wrecked by u..