Do girls fart?
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I know why girls don't fart.
It's due to evolution.
Go back to the caveman days. Imagine there are two kinds of girls. Ones that farted, and ones that didn't. The ones that farted never successfully reproduced, as they turned men off too much - so they did not spread their "farting" DNA. The non farting ones on the other hand succeeded in attracting men, so spread their "non-farting" DNA. The farting ones eventually died out.
This is an example of "survival of the non-fartiest". -
Can't believe it...
This silly thread is 2 yrs 5mths old and still going strong...
Even the threadstarter has disappeared... -
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satan fart or not?Originally posted by torx:[/THREAD] -
Of course....if girls and boys didn't fart then no one would fart. And so farts wouldn't exist, so we wouldn't even have the word fart.Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:do guys fart? -
The following web site answers the question...at least as far as Japanese girls are concerned.
http://bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm -
let's make a tongue twister.
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feiferlskgjnlvgrj fart fkjdfgsvj;gposir fat
feripojfpogjsaivoa fpajwvf feoj fart
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I think perhaps the better question would be why do the two sexes do it differently, as in the majority.
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Anyway, I think this thread is already been present for a long time, I think someone should make an end to it? Haha... besides, the topic discussion is revolving on the same thing.
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you can be jailed for acts of terrorism for droping a methane bomb in the mrt
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It is true that guys tend to do noisy ones, whereas girls almost never do noisy ones...except when they are confident that there is no other living creature in a 10 mile radius.Originally posted by renorenal:I think perhaps the better question would be why do the two sexes do it differently, as in the majority.
I think girls like to present a certain feminine image. Part of that image is this clean, pure creature that doesn't have a digestive system.
That's why girls' farts really smell....cause girls hold theirs in...so it froths...and bubbles...and ferments...so when it does come out....what a smelll!!!!! -
WAHHH!! Never ending thread.... still here after I MIA for so long!Originally posted by lurker:Do they do it more discreetly than guys, or do they at all? -
GOOD point!Originally posted by daveywavey:It is true that guys tend to do noisy ones, whereas girls almost never do noisy ones...except when they are confident that there is no other living creature in a 10 mile radius.
I think girls like to present a certain feminine image. Part of that image is this clean, pure creature that doesn't have a digestive system.
That's why girls' farts really smell....cause girls hold theirs in...so it froths...and bubbles...and ferments...so when it does come out....what a smelll!!!!!
Sharks, now that is a whole big fact that will indeed irritate my nasal passages. Oh man, never thought of that, haha...
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19 pages!
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The answer to all...
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my sister just farted lorh and omg this thread is 2.5 years old
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honestly i hv yet to hear a girl fart...they r damn discreet
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Originally posted by finoq:my sister just farted lorh and omg this thread is 2.5 years old
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Keep it going!
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Does the bear take a dump in the wood?
Does your shit stink? -
Really hot looking ones don't. You know, the very feminine type - that often wear short skirts, laugh at your jokes, etc.Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:do gurls fart?
But fat girls, middle aged women, or those that are just plain ugly....yeah, they fart just like men.
I think that really really really hot looking ones don't poo either - though
I may be mistaken on this final point. -
Hot girls don't fart? Then they burp?
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Only when drunk. And because they are hot it looks cute when they burp.Originally posted by shandower:Hot girls don't fart? Then they burp? -
Since hot girls can't fart, they dun have any A-hole, so the body will try to eliminate the air through other methods... so since the gut is a tube, there must be two holes, if you shut the A-hole, the only hole left is the mouth, hence the burping sound... so beware when they burp... dun go say... eeeee.... so cute... or else after's you will be smelling something different.Originally posted by shandower:Hot girls don't fart? Then they burp? -
Expelling gas laced with ammonia through the mouth doesn't seem very cute to me. They must possess some long lost technique to channel their fart to their mouths though.Originally posted by daveywavey:Only when drunk. And because they are hot it looks cute when they burp.
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