today i bring champagne to brothel to drink with the pros.
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i bring a bottle of champagne n 2 plastic goblets...coz i wanna drink champagne with the prostitute as part of foreplay.
so i held up the 2 plastic goblets n after i untie the champagne wire, i ask the prostitute to shake the bottle. i use sign language coz she probably dont understand english or chinese.
then later she shake n she held the bottle sort of aiming towards me! i told her to point upwards coz the champagne will pop. she did but this time she held it upwards a little n it was aiming at my face!
before i could take the bottle away from her, the champagne popped! n the cork hit me in my cheek! ouch it hurts.
the pros. then burst out laughing. i was a little pissed. I should've held the champagne in the first place since she doesnt seem to know how a champagne works.
so later we drank n had sex. i looked in the mirror n i notice a red mark on my cheek. later when i was taking the bus back, after i boarded the bus at geylang, many people on board stared at me, coz of the red mark n they must think i went geylang to fark n the hooker gave me a lovebite.
i went home n later my mother saw it n i lied to her i got bitten by a mosquito.
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shd hit u on the head
so u can be completely retarded (since u oredi halfway there) -
u seem to be really proud of ur esapades. u might as well get a thai one to open the champagne bottle with her $@#%@ the next time. Seen that in thailand.
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really hope that its the ades mosquito that bites you so that you can be down with a very serious dengue fever that can't be cured...
p/s: IF THEY BREED, YOU'LL BLEED
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is twisti stooky?
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so did that pros's cock steamed?
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Want go find kway, scared ppl find out.
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wat a nice story to share with us......
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Wow. You are still around.
