i picked a girl i wanna fuck, n when we go to the room, i said i wanted to stick the bicycle pump in her ass, n i will pay her $20 extra.
so she said ok. so i stick the bicycle pump into her anus n pumped air inside. then i asked her to fart out the air. then i kept repeating for a few times...pump air, fart out... pump air, fart out. when she fart out it sounds very sexy!
it was quite fun. ok then we had sex lor after that kinky foreplay.
u people should try it
Hahahaha............
You just released from the looney bin?
hi stooky
no wonder some biycle shop has lost a bicycle pump
i think your other stories better.
Are you running out of ideas already?
next time i bring my ban button to the brothel oso.
shd be damn fun.
me gib u for free lah
no need extra charge
dun say me no good hor
Wahahhah ...
Next time try pumping ur birdie and tell her suck out air ...
pump so hard for what?
bring pros to the petrol kiosk and use those electricity operated ones lah
somemore got ting ting sound when hit correct pressure
Let's see how long this clone can last.
walau...TS like to smell fart......
hahaha
TS remind me of iceball..
what a pathetic sex maniac..
Hahahaha. U really got alot of time.
dots lol
then she farts and all the shit got splashed on you?
sounds like jackass 2.5
fark you.they are humans not animals.i pay you 100$ for me to try it on you want?
so funny!
Originally posted by xaih:fark you.they are humans not animals.i pay you 100$ for me to try it on you want?
ok why not?
Originally posted by twisti:ok why not?
i think you better use the pump at the petrol stations
+1!!!