There was this one time I was with this woman and I was licking her vagina and thinking "holy shit am i having the time of my life....woo!". Remember this was when I was just some horny guy who thought the world of women at the time. To all those horny virgin guys out there that think you're missing out on anything, let me tell you something. You're not.
Ok, so I was slurping up her vagina and all of a sudden this disgusting, yellowish coloured, stinking vaginal discharge smeared all over my chin. The stench was unbearable. It smelled like decomposed uneaten dried fish that you had left in the rubbish bin for days. This disgusting yellow discharge flowed out and coated all over her ugly, untrimmed pubic hair, like bad yogurt spilled on a carpet that smelled like a wet dog.
Suddenly, I noticed that there were some curly black hairs growing around her asshole that had what looked like tiny brownish flakes of unwiped sh!t from the last time she went to the toilet. My god, it was a worse smell than the worst out-house toilets in rural China. So my nose was drowning in this stinking yellow, bacteria filled oozing vaginal discharge while my mouth was literally millimetres away from basically................sh!t.
Enough. I told her to take a bath and get the fuck out of my place...........and threw away the towel she was using.
