Why GOD created women
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GOD yesterday appeared in my dream and told me the reasons why he created women and ask me to help him convey his reasons in sgforums.
So here I am typing out his purpose of creating women
1. So that we guys got chee bye to lick.
2. so that we guys got chee bye to suck
3. so that we guys got chee bye to wack.
4. so that we guys can shave chee bye hair.
5. so that we guys can smell chee bye and the hairs.
6. so that we guys can fcuk chee bye.
7. so that they can give birth to more females for us guys to fcuk and more males to fcuk the females.
8. so that guys can rape and kill the women.
9. so that guys can put objects into the vagina such as high heels, dollar notes, pen, firecackers etc into the vagina
10. so that guys will have sex slaves
11. so that there will be women to help us do blowjob.
12. so that there will be women to help us masterbate.
13. so that there wil be women to help us suck our nipples
14. so that there will be women to drink our sperm
15. so that there will be women to lick our as*hole
16. so that there will be women to smell our dick and underwear. -
*Devilplot is on his/her way*
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i think hades will appear in your dreams and take you away tonight..
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hopeless, using God's name in vain
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Originally posted by MidnightK:i think hades will appear in your dreams and take you away tonight..
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ya lor, so u cannot enjoy all these.
Remember these are all priveldges and not entitilements...
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those are 16 reasons of wrong right there..u want to be noticed go out and do something meaningful with your life constancebay
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haha which god you refering to? dunno about your god, but my God said:
"It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
"In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself."
"However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband" -
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i agree wif most of the points except point 8.
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Pathetic attempt!
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i think TS most probably must have been dumped by women so.... that explains
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this is what you think of when you see your mum bend over to pick up trash cans?Originally posted by constancebay:GOD yesterday appeared in my dream and told me the reasons why he created women and ask me to help him convey his reasons in sgforums.
So here I am typing out his purpose of creating women
1. So that we guys got chee bye to lick.
2. so that we guys got chee bye to suck
3. so that we guys got chee bye to wack.
4. so that we guys can shave chee bye hair.
5. so that we guys can smell chee bye and the hairs.
6. so that we guys can fcuk chee bye.
7. so that they can give birth to more females for us guys to fcuk and more males to fcuk the females.
8. so that guys can rape and kill the women.
9. so that guys can put objects into the vagina such as high heels, dollar notes, pen, firecackers etc into the vagina
10. so that guys will have sex slaves
11. so that there will be women to help us do blowjob.
12. so that there will be women to help us masterbate.
13. so that there wil be women to help us suck our nipples
14. so that there will be women to drink our sperm
15. so that there will be women to lick our as*hole
16. so that there will be women to smell our dick and underwear. -
go devil i sarport u!
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Where is devilplot when we need u??
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9. so that guys can put objects into the vagina such as high heels, dollar notes, pen, firecackers etc into the vagina
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i rather have constancebay's threads anytime than seeing devilplot's lanjiao posts.Originally posted by seotiblizzard:Where is devilplot when we need u?? -
Hmm...I'm not so sure. I think I prefer devilplot over this poon deprived loser.Originally posted by 798:i rather have constancebay's threads anytime than seeing devilplot's lanjiao posts. -
...*no comments*...
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u miss out 1 reason
17. So that devilpot will save them -
devilplot's typical reply:
OMGGG HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? I RESPECT WOMEN AND I LOVE TO CREATE SENSELESS THREADS ABOUT LOVING MY SISTER'S FRIEND ONLY I CAN CREATE RAPE WOMEN THREAD BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND IF YOU CREATE A BAR THREAD I WILL FLAME YOU BECAUSE ONLY I CAN FLAME worrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
at least constancebay stick to the adult-theme of this forum.Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Hmm...I'm not so sure. I think I prefer devilplot over this poon deprived loser.
unlike devilplot who go around flaming pple merrily n insulting others' parents, which is against sgF rules. -
no leh.Originally posted by 798:i rather have constancebay's threads anytime than seeing devilplot's lanjiao posts.
at least devilplot is not deprived and post retarded sex threads -
devil more annoying laOriginally posted by seotiblizzard:no leh.
at least devilplot is not deprived and post retarded sex threads -
No women men where got motivation to work?? How can mankind advance through so many civilizations and technological achievements to arrive at the stage where we are today..
Just look at me in an environment where there are no girls/women.. i live my life with a half open eyelid with no hopes towards each day.. thank god this is just temporary or if there really isn't any women i really dont see any point in living..