Yo mama's jokes
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Yo mama so fat, when i tried to avoid hitting her with my car, i used up my petrol.
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yo mama so black when she ate dark chocolate cake, it was called cannibalism
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Yo mama so black,she made Wesley Snipes look white
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yo mama so fat, ripley's dont believe it.
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Yo mama so fat,she made Danny DeVito look like he was anorexic
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Yo mama so black,she pisses out coffee
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YO MOMMA so ugly,even a dead man also don want fcuk with her
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Yo mama so fat,that when she wore a raincoat,she looked like a school bus
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yo mama so fat, God had to move her to light up the world!
yo mama so fat, when she fell and broke her legs, gravy came out!
yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a cotless phone! -
yo mama so fat, she had to be baptised in the ocean =D
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yo momma so ugly,she cant earn any money if shes a prostitute
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yo momma so ugly,her reflection thinks of commiting suicide
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Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat.
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yo momma's so greasy,she aint even know how to switch on a cpu ,and dats why shes not here.
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yo mama so fat, i missed 3 seasons of Lost when she walked past the tv
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Yo momma's so dirty she cant even tell how much son does she got.
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Yo momma so stupid,she went to KFC at 10am & ordered a Personal Pan Pizza
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Yo mama so poor, when i saw her kicking a empty can down the isle, i stopped and asked her " Whats up? " and she replied " Moving. "
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Yo mama's pu55y so nasty, they made me eat it on fear factor.
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yo mama so poor,cockroaches give her money
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yo mama so fat, when she stepped onto the weighing machine, it read " 1 at a time please ".
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Yo momma's got everything a man could want.
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Yo mama so dark, when she played hide-and-seek, all she had to do was stand there.
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Why are they closing my story topics? I don't get it, isn't this supposedly BAR? I'm puzzled.
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Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home.