great sex position
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Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.
Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male
attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who donÂ’t like each other much any more.
Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.
Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you wonÂ’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.
Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.
Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.
Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.
Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.
Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.
Osama Bin LadenÂ’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
Bank style - Screw the customers.
Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays. -
Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn't see you coming.
Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.
Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the 'Backseat-of-the-car' Relay and the Condom Toss
Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed!
"Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten...
Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed
Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz
Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you -
Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear." -
I think this only applies to gays...guy and girl how to start lightsaber fight?Originally posted by De|usi0n:Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
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Originally posted by Seshiro:I think this only applies to gays...guy and girl how to start lightsaber fight?
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Scenario:
Join me on MY dark side -
Originally posted by Seshiro:
haha..dont get wat u means
Scenario:
[b]Join me on MY dark side [/b] -
hi delusi personal fav?
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Hint: gays love it...hole behind..Dark and smellyyOriginally posted by De|usi0n:haha..dont get wat u means -
Seshiro... are you hinting at emerging from the closet?
Originally posted by Seshiro:Hint: gays love it...hole behind..Dark and smellyy -
Erm...what you mean?
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haha..now u donno wat he tokingOriginally posted by Seshiro:Erm...what you mean? -
Hmmm...no reply guess I will never know..
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well, you suggested Delusion enter your "dark side" and graphically described it...
what you are trying to hint at
Originally posted by Seshiro:Hmmm...no reply guess I will never know.. -
his a gay? oops.Originally posted by the Bear:well, you suggested Delusion enter your "dark side" and graphically described it...
what you are trying to hint at -
Note the word scenario on the top left hand corner...I was onli quoting a scenario lah brudder...what would my gf think...dun play play..Originally posted by the Bear:well, you suggested Delusion enter your "dark side" and graphically described it...
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Oei!!! Wah KAoz there goes my reputation....-_-"Originally posted by De|usi0n:his a gay? oops. -
oops..u should PM me the details loh..dont say so loud hereOriginally posted by Seshiro:Oei!!! Wah KAoz there goes my reputation....-_-" -
orh... paisehOriginally posted by Seshiro:Note the word scenario on the top left hand corner...I was onli quoting a scenario lah brudder...what would my gf think...dun play play..
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Brudder..for the last time I am NOT....Originally posted by De|usi0n:oops..u should PM me the details loh..dont say so loud here -
okie i got it...u r not shy to post in the main...well than...we flirt here lohOriginally posted by Seshiro:Brudder..for the last time I am NOT.... -