Guide to the Singapore GE 2011 Part 2
Pre GE activities
What should we do to boost the morale and courage of the anti PAP forces? What do we do to strike fear into the PAP lackeys?
Slogans? Sing Songs?
I suggest that we do both!
For slogans, the best ones are:
8th March!
SDP! NCMP!
PAP! Lose 2/3!
PAP! Lose deposits!
Potong Pasir! Chiam See Tong!
Hougang! Low Thia Khiang!
Ong Teng Cheong! State funeral!
For songs, the best ones are:
Must fight then can win! (in Hokkien)
We will rock you!
Post GE activities
Assuming that PAP suffers a crushing defeat, what do we do after GE?
Slogans? Sing Songs?
I suggest that we do both!
For slogans, the best one are:
PAP LOSE UNTIL IT REMOVES ITS PANTS! (in Hokkien)
For songs, the best ones are:
Any beer bottles to sell? (in Hokkien)
Joy to the world! (for Christians)
Crushing blows for PAP
What constitutes crushing blows for PAP?
The answer are as follows:
1) Loss of 2/3 majority
2) PAP candidates in Potong Pasir and Hougang lose their deposits
3) SDP gets into the parliament via the NCMP route
4) SDP sent its candidates to contest Ang Mo Kio, Tanjong Pagar & Marine Parade GRCs and managed to avoid losing its electoral deposits
Interpretation of GE results
If the GE produces 2 or less ELECTED OPPOSITION MPs, it means that Singaporeans have voted for WAR! If the GE produces at least 3 ELECTED OPPOSITION MPs, it means that Singaporeans have voted for PEACE!
If Singaporeans vote for WAR, it means that they are voting for:
1) Collective misery
2) Collective breaking of rice bowls
3) A drive to the collective corner for all
Conclusion
All the voters COME TOGETHER! Our united hearts- burning with rage-REACHING OUT! Our burning fury REACHING UP the ministers!
Let us be as courageous as Obama and ushered in change!
Be vigilant. Be resilient. Be united against incompetent government! Be as one.
Let PAP have a taste of 8th March 2008!
Let PAP loses its 2/3 majority!
Let us create a UNIQUELY SINGAPORE history!
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